Count the Flaws.

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

(Source: pipeschapman)

dantesbooty:

It’s like we’re on a date.

(Source: sophieturnernews)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

BOOM

(via seaport)

I like the moments of darkness before dawn,” she said. “Probably because it’s a clean slate. Clean and unused.

Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World  (via lustboy01)

(Source: whyallcaps.us)

(Source: drakeslintroller)

thewarmind:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

image

Never give someone hope on something you can never guarantee. That’s why I never make promise’s; I can’t even guarantee i’m going to wake up tomorrow how can I promise anyone anything?

House Of Hippies (via thehouseofhippies)

me too. I stopped making promises years ago.

(via retr0philia)

http://whothehellisbarnes.tumblr.com/post/93357263983/theladymonsters-magesmagesmages

theladymonsters:

magesmagesmages:

sounds-simple-right:

badscienceshenanigans:

kbdownie:

thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

I don’t think they’d want to microwave him so hair dryer is really the only remaining option. That’s how I’d do it.

(Source: aabagnalee)